Happy Valentine's Day From Wolfram|Alpha

http://blog.wolframalpha.com/2011/02/14/a-computational-love-engine/
awww.

LOL Yahoo

"Justin Bieber currently stands at 5’ 3” tall. You would need 240,252 Justin Biebers stacked on top of each other to reach the moon. But it only takes one to reach the stars."
--Yahoo! Movies

When Parents Text

When Parents Text is hilarious. Hilarious.

EggWatchers Egg Timer

http://www.eggwatchers.com/

Hugh Laurie on Ellen

I love Ellen. And Hugh Laurie.

Seagull Epic Win

Why yes, I did!

How did you ever guess?

These tights are not pants.

A tag printed by American Apparel on its tights:

BAHAHAHAHA